Episode 45

How do you fix the rookie list? What the hell is Aaron Rogers on? How does Jesus feel about another losing tip? Online again… is it working? Can the Wildcats win on Friday? Jesus did what with Trevor Gleeson? Who are we looking forward to seeing in the BBL? Where do you start the advent calendar? Mario and Luigi? So many questions so little time! All these questions and so much more answered in this weeks episode.

Transcript

Railway Stakes Day in Perth, it's our biggest race day of the year and Milko and I gravitated to the same horse So this hasn't bode well for me because the horse that I liked, Milko likes too So we're going to Ascot Race 6, the carbine club of WA Stakes 1400 meters The favorite is Magnificent Andy, it is the Hannan's Handicap winner. Milko wants to have that horse to play Magnificent Andy with a hundred to go down the outside. Let's Gallivant and Vastart. Let's Gallivant. Grab Magnificent Andy. Let's Gallivant. Let's Gallivant as one of Naroli claims the Carbine Club from Magnificent Andy. Have you heard the evidence of lost 10 points or some? Yes. Yeah, for a salary cap of money or tax or something. Yeah, so I'm assuming they're cooked. Man United to win. I know you don't like soccer. Bruno Fernandez. Anthony Martial gets his regular goal against the Toffees. Ends for Everton in meek defeat and for Manchester United in noteworthy victory. What do I do? And I sort of floated it last week, kinda floating it this week. The People's Horse, race three, number one, Bruce Almighty place. speed dream sweats on a rails runner and the next group included the favorite Starry Heights is back with Holy Ghost Karamundi at top of the pops into the straight though Bruce Almighty he should have a kick at the 200 Bruce Almighty booted a length and a half in front Brooklyn Pier the stable mate here comes Cole Schizel Brooklyn Pier ranges up heads off Bruce Almighty and now Starry Heights is coming right through the middle Starry Heights bursting through grab the lead and Starry Heights first up for Piker's certainly delivered a the traffic to win. Not sure about the minor placings. Close up as well Brooklyn Pia and there is Cole Schizzle. Bruce Almighty next time. Speed Dream. All the towns have been faking a lie I'm just gonna tell it to you Alright, I rest my case Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the channel. My name's Jesus. I'm here with Brownie and this is your front center podcast, your home, I'll be your betting. Boss Watson Bants is 2023. Scott, how are you, mate? I'm better than you. Oh, well stiff because one, Milko took my tip. Two, I'm not potting the jockey, but if he went for home 50 meters or five, a second earlier, he obviously lost by a nose and what made it even better? was Stewie Joo, Jason Jaworski's horse was the horse that nailed me on the line. So that hurts. Yep. It was rough. And if he had to let him go at the top of the straight or even before the turn, I'm biased, I think he would have gone really close to winning, but hey, that's racing another race where he should have been written differently. But hey, we move on. Yeah, we do. So we learned from last week that if you freeze in front of me, that you keep talking because I don't want to over talk over you like I did last week. So I apologize to everyone about that. And I'm also not going to hold my microphone like this and you won't be hearing that in the background. So I'm a bit further away. One eight, one eight hundred Scott Brown. Yes. Yeah. So, um, how's, uh, how's fatherhood treating you Scott two times? Are you hanging in there? Yeah, it's going okay. Now what is happening, right? Is I'm getting to sit around at home and, uh, watch a lot of. trash TV like today our internet went down so we got to watch channel 9 and I saw a TV show from 2016 that I never knew existed called Catching Kelsey. Have you ever heard of that? Oh no. Perfect time for you to freeze. You might've, I'm not too sure whether you have cause you froze then bad time for you to freeze. Yeah. So I couldn't hear you catching Kelsey. Um, it's, uh, Jason Kelsey, no, Travis Kelsey, which is a good looking one. Travis Travis. Travis Kelsey is like basically doing a bachelor style show with all these random women and he looks very young and very thin. I was going to say, it's been around for ages. Yeah. So yeah, that's the exciting part. I get to see that. Um, I also get to just scroll through the internet and, uh, I found our boy. He's, uh, Oliver, Ryo, Rayu, Rayu. Um, he's from Canada. He plays basketball. I was going to say, is he Japanese? Like, hard to get. No, he's. Uh, 231 centimeters from Canada. Um, and he's 17 years old. He's actually the world's tallest teenager in the Guinness book of records. And the man can move. So I put up a, um, uh, I think on our Tik TOK about it, just some highlights and someone commented and goes, yeah, height's not everything in basketball. I was like, Hmm, yeah, it was pretty damn important though. Um, anyway, found our boy and CM Punk returned. Randy Orton returned to the WWE and you'd know a lot more than I would right now on this. Aaron Rodgers injured himself 79 days ago. He did his Achilles. He's up and moving. Have you seen those highlights of him or not? Well, the vision of it? To be honest, I haven't. I'm not a big Aaron Rodgers player. I have very little care for Aaron Rodgers. But like 79 days ago, a ruptured Achilles, wasn't it? Or something like that. And he's up moving, pivoting. throwing, like I'll have what he's having. Thanks very much. But, um, yeah, I, the NBL is back this week. The BBL is back next week. We finally got a lot of sport back on the TV. So I'm excited. So I've got my BBL preview sorted this weekend. So I'll come in with the team, some player movements and all that. So that'd be fantastic. Uh, but yeah, NBL back is good. We've got a little bit to chat about NBL related. So that's good to see. Obviously we've got a little bit of cricket to talk about as well. We've got some T20 to cover, which has been some ridiculous scenes of, I don't know if you'd be paying attention. Some of the stuff that I'm going to come up with today is outrageous. It's just Glenn Maxwell going nuts again, isn't it? Well, it's Josh Inglis going nuts. Yeah, right. It's Jason Berendorf bowling some absolute peaches. Yeah. And then it's some absolute shit-housery bowling from just about everyone else. Yeah. Fair enough. Well, I'm excited to talk some cricket later on. Also threw up those cards. We'll get to, um, chat doesn't look like we've got anything there. So hopefully we can get some today. Um, but, Oh, and we've also, uh, we're trying this new feature on Riverside with a chat function. Uh, so we might get some feedback, some live feedback during the show. So hopefully I'm getting some feedback now and someone is trying to get in, but it is not working. So, okay. No worries. Well, the podcast stars wanted to give us a tip for the Melbourne Cup Greyhounds. So. Well, there you go. It doesn't work. So you've got to try these things, right? Hey, that's it. So it clearly doesn't work. All right. Well, anyway, hopefully I don't lose myself in all these buttons here and hopefully they work because they weren't really working at the start. But I bought you a beer, so let's have one of those. All right. Let's give it a try. Let's give this a try. I can't dispel this. I know. So I did catch up with... Oh Jesus. Oh no. Oh my god. Fuck me. Oh no. Why? Every time. So I dropped you off a nice beer today, I think. I'm not really sure. I got a bit scammed on it. It said $5.99, but he charged me full price for it. That's outrageous. Well, the main thing is I had enough beers on Saturday night with Milko that I might still be drunk. So it was a very big day. I got your voicemail and I was going to play it on. Well, sorry, not your voicemail, but your audio recording. I was going to play it and I was like, I'm not really sure whether it's suitable anymore, but we'll move on from that. I can't even remember what- You might be able to put it up on social media. I can't even remember what I said, but I was well-oiled by that stage. It proceeded to go downhill pretty rapidly. Apparently we were going to a bar after the races and it was like Pride Parade. So we had to walk a million miles and there were just stuff everywhere. And I put on a glitter hat. And then apparently one of the other lads reckons he saw me on the news in my pink shirt with my glitter hat on like Jesus Christ. I only wore that hat for I reckon about three, I reckon two minutes. But you can see from that photo, women line up, please. Maybe that can be staff cost is artwork. Maybe that can be the pod, the pod logo. But you have dropped me off a beer. It's an interesting one. So it's called a double robot house party. And it's got a hint of sort of some daft punk action, but they're just actual robots. It's brought to us an hazy double IPA. from campus, Western Australia, and the campus has got full college font there, when you think about that. And it's proudly brewed on campus by resourceful and creative pop creators, fiends for flavor. So it's a 7.6 up, 2.2 standard drinks. So only a 375 can, but there's a bit going on. You can see there's like fruit, that looks like a berry in the sky. There's berries. Is it yellow or blue? I don't know. You know my eyes are no good. I do think you would like that fruit part. It doesn't really have much of a description on here. So I don't have much to go off. That was pretty much all I had. So, uh, look, we'll give it a crack, I guess. Let's see if I could not spill anything. I'm not sure if you can see, see this. No, you can't. There's just sand everywhere. All, all I'm supposed to be drinking. There is sand everywhere. I just trimmed my nails. So. Oh no. Oh, not good. Oh, that shook up and the froth was going everywhere. So I had to. Oh, gee. I don't mind that at all. Do not mind that one little bit. I'm out. What you're really thinking about it. Oh, this is good. This is a perfect time for me to, hold on. Keep thinking, keep thinking. much time on your hands. Look, it's not one of the better ones. It's not one of the worst ones either. It's not great. Middle of the road. We'll give it a five out of 10. Five out of 10. That's all right. Um, it's not the worst. How's the board going? Have you made any improvements on the board? To be honest, uh, I have not looked in my car until today and I took Wes out. Um, we went to the park. I grabbed these beers, dropped them off, went to the park. And I looked at my review mirror and that board was sitting there and I was like, Oh, I should probably have a look at that updated. Probably. We're starting to get into a bit of a rhythm over here at the moment. So I can start to pick up those little things and do those now. So I promise I'll have the board sorted by next week with it all written down because I have another idea of what I want to do with another board. We've still got to have a Saturday catch up to have a beer or something and sort this out. We will. There's yeah, there's, there's Saturdays coming up. Don't worry. We'll be good. We'll get it sorted. Um, next Saturday I'll be at the track more than likely. I doubt next Saturday is in the vicinity of things, but we can always ask a question. You don't ask, you don't get Scott. No. Hey, um, last week when I was making fun of you, uh, with the pyramid, again, listening back to it, your. timing was a lot better than me with question time. So I don't really know how you quite did that, but I'm going to have to try here. Um, I thought you were going to get Jess for question time this way. I, I said that to her today. I was like, I've got to record you a question time. And she said, there is absolutely no chance of doing that. I was like, well, people give you shit. You're going to have to record it. So she was an old guy. So anyway, let's get question time sorted so we can do better. Jess, maybe you can get Wes to do it. Hey, all you'll get from him is. Hello, hello. Hi. That's not bad. Alright, let's go. Question time Open up your mind and let people know what you think I actually really tried that time. Might, might be a small improvement. Might be the best one you've ever done. Yeah. Good, good, good. Um, question this week is actually going to be, that's fine. I always sound better when I'm like in a karaoke bar somewhere in Melbourne. Maybe we need to get you to record it. Yeah, maybe. Um, sport related one this week. Um, The AFL, now that it's all done and dusted, the draft, the pre-season draft, the rookie draft, all that sort of stuff. How would you, because I think personally that there's a problem, how would you fix the list system, mainly the rookie list? So before you start, for people playing at home, the 2023 pre-season draft, there was three picks. Chad Wingard was relisted to Hawthorne. Sam Day was relisted to Gold Coast. We did touch on this last week. You did mention all this. Um, and then with the rookie draft, Cooper Stevens got relisted, uh, Will Hamill got relisted, Lockie McNeil got relisted, Sam Reed got, uh, relisted, Jake Melton got relisted, Adam Kennedy got relisted, uh, James Borlase sounds like a delicious sauce, uh, got relisted, Taylor Jere got relisted. So like all these people getting relisted on the rookie list to save the club money. It's not being used for what it is. Right. So how would you fix that system? You had a good idea with the, um, the state games and the, um, uh, what do you call the divisions and stuff? So have you got an idea of how you could possibly fix this system? I think there's two options. You either expand the playing list. So these players don't have to be delisted in the first place and you make. the rookie list people that have not played a game of AFL football or have played under five games and under 24 or something to that effect. There has to be caveats. You can't have Sam Reid on a rookie list. You can't have, let's say Chad Wingardzi is on the actual list. So I don't mind that so bad. I mean, the fact that he gave me a contract is a joke, but when you've got Sam Reid, like Taylor DeRay, I think is another one. They are not rookies. This is for players who have not played AFL football. So you have to put that in. And if that's how it works, you might have to expand the list. And you know what? People might have to take pay cuts to fit more people on the list. Cause the cap won't change. Yeah. Um, it can't work. It's not a rookie list then it's just a supplementary playlist. It's exactly what it is. Right. If that's the case, call it a supplementary playlist. Yeah, exactly. Would you be opposed to, uh, say them scrapping the, all these other like, you know, category B rookie, B rookie, whatever. Would you be opposed to them just scrapping it all and saying, okay, you've got 40 spots, fill them, do whatever you want. Fill them. So what the NFL does, they have the 53, then they have the practice squad. So it could work like that where you have your list and then you have a practice squad. And if a guy gets injured, he can go to injured reserve and then you can bring someone in off the practice squad. And every team has a practice squad. If there's a guy on say 49ers practice squad and you need a running back and they're deep on running backs and you're say, If you need one, you can grab them off the practice squad. So it would work the way, let's just say Sam Reid is on the so-called practice squad for Sydney. If last year West Coast were cast, let's go grab Sam Reid and pick him up and he can play. So it's not so much of rookie list, it's practice squads where anyone can be there. Alex Keith's, what was it? Cohen, Cohen Livingston, I think it was. So they can all stay there. And then if someone wants to give him a crack, pick him up. Yeah. Have a go. Yeah. Don't mind that. It might save, you know, mid-season trading ref, then you need a Ruckman and you've got like Vincent Tiddy on the, uh, on Essendon's list. And they've got Sam Draper and all these players and you need one. Pick him up. Yeah. So what do the NFL, what do those guys do? Do they not play games or anything? They're literally just there. They go to training and then they're just sitting on the side of the list. If you're like a healthy, yeah, exactly right. So they can be picked up. So if someone gets an injury, like you might have like two or three quarterbacks and you only, you only really take two into the game. Yeah. Right. Never going to play three. So it's more for your depth players, a lot of defensive players, but you know what, like players get injured in that sport so often. You need a pool of people to pick from. It's a way for players who are out of the game to try and get back into the game. So like there's a guy for Leonard Fournette, who used to be quite a decent running back. He was out of the league, got put on a practice squad. Then he has an opportunity to get back from there. If there's a spot comes up for him. So yeah, or they go play elsewhere, but you know, it's an opportunity to not have this rookie, not so rookie list. Yeah. Cool. I'd. Do not mind that at all. You're, um, so you're a wise man when it comes to things like this. Now that you've, you've thought about it and you've got some solutions. The NFL could use you. I could maybe Andrew Dillon. I'll hit him up. Yeah, you should. Um, all right. Well, we, as I said, the NFL cards, I chucked them on the Facebook group. They said. There's some nice cards there, but probably nothing of value. So hopefully we can get something. The CJ Straub was what? $8 American or something. That was the best. Yeah. So I might chat that on eBay and just an auction and see what happens, but, um, let's, um, let's see what we got this week. Oh, hit me. All right. Let's go. Do you want me to put the waiting music on? Nah, I've got this. Here we go. Just, there we go. Yeah. Oh no. I'm ready. I said, I trimmed all my nails, so this is much harder. All right. Here we go. Now we're in business. Hey, I was, by the way, I was thinking while you do that and why you quickly looked through all of them, um, with the intro, I was thinking about playing this song, uh, at the end, because you know, You said I not got a bit out of control. So I was thinking about playing a bit of J. I thought you were going to give me a little bit of DJ alligator. Are you familiar with DJ alligator's work? It literally has one song and it goes, bloom a whistle bit. All right. It hasn't started very well here. I like the last looks packed better. So we've got Rondale Moore from the Arizona Cardinals. We've then got Mark Hathbrown from the Arizona Cardinals. So they're two wide receivers there. We've got Harrison Smith from the Vikings of safety. We got a bit of a, a legend card. We got Richard Sherman. I cannot stand that bloke, but we have him. We have one of my guys, Trent Williams. He's a 49er. He's one of our best players. We've got, oh, the cheater. We got Tyreek Hill. I'm not sure if you're familiar with the cheater. He was the guy that was doing the backflip last week. Oh no. Yes. Yeah. Oh boy. Yeah. I'll play the waiting music. You sort that out. The problem is the cord for the headphones doesn't go around, it wasn't working. So it's in my lap and it's getting in the way. So we'll go through, we've got a different, this pal I'm not liking this pack, Glosser was way better. We've got Matt Milano, he's a defensive player, had a very bad injury recently. We've got Kareem Hunt. This is not looking good. We've got Jayden Reed, rookie card. Now Jayden Reed. Jayden Reed rookie card. Jayden Reed, he plays for the Packers. He is starting to show a little bit. Jordan Love is starting to play a bit better football. That has potential, I think down the track a couple of years to be. Is it Jayden Reed? J A Y D E N. Yes, it is. Reed rookie. Yeah. He's on the, he's on the build. He's not there right now, but he's one to hold on to. Yep. We've got Tyreek Hill, we've got Frank Ragnow, he's a center. We've got Hendon Hooker. So Hendon Hooker is the Detroit Lions quarterback back up at the moment. So I don't even think he's played yet because Goff is still there. We've then got the, I'm not sure, are you familiar with this gentleman here? That is, oh, Focus, oh, Michael Vick, the dog fighter. Correct. You know your stuff. The dog fighter. So we've got Davis Mills. He's now the backup quarterback at Houston. Quinton Nelson is a guard. We have Jalen Hyatt from the Giants rookie card. I've never heard of that gentleman. We have. This does not sound like a good pack. We have a sort of a gold. Is that just the color? Is it different colors? I don't know. My eyes are terrible. I've given cards to the colorblind Blake. Oh no. Kendre Miller. He's a rookie as well. So I'm trying to figure if all the rookie cards are different colors. They look different anyway. All right. We've got another rookie card, a linebacker. Henry Twatt. What would you say that would be? Have a look at this. To October, to toe. It's like, looks like Toto like Africa, but it's total total. So total total. Now we've got a little something here. So someone's in the, someone's might entered the chat. Just so you all know. Oh, look who it is. My name's Kosh. Oh no, I'm entering the chat and you can't even hear me. All right. So we have a gold card. Yes, we do. That is gold. Who is that? Russell Wilson. Gold scorecard. All right. And it's, but it's in his, it's funny. It's a Denver card, but it's still got his Seahawks, Seahawks logo. We'll put that over there. Oh God, we've got a bit happening here. All right. We have another score rookie card. Last week we had CJ Australia. This week we've got cost of name this guy Jackson Smith Jimby, but it's actually Jackson Smith Jigbar. So I'm not sure if you can see. You're looking at 99 cents for that. Russell Wilson. So Smith Jigbar. We've then got. a potential Marvin Mims. Oh boy. So God, Marvin Mims. So I don't think this pack is anywhere near as good as last week. Looking at the names. We then have a Dan Marino hall of fame. Ooh. Oh, okay. And then we have a. Does that say Cameron Hayward sack? So I don't think that is much the damn merino might be worth something. But look, I think some of these we have to, uh, hit hold onto these and in the front and center podcast, five year reunion, we can bring them all out, do like a throwback and see where they're at. So. I'll save these again last week. Yep. So Koss has entered the chat, but Koss can't hear us. And yes, Koss can't hear us. So there are some bugs we're working out here, but it's probably Koss. Do I have to turn anything up on my side? No, it's all him. He's stuffed something up here. Anyway. Gosh, I can't work a computer. I can only draw trees. I'd love if he just, just hurt us for that little part. All right. Anyway, we'll find out if there were some cash. I'll look at the Dan Marino Hall of Fame card while you can start telling us what's going on with this. Wow. Not much. I accidentally press that twice. Jesus Christ. I apologize. I did press that again. Yep. There was, I mean, I know they didn't play this week, but gee whiz, there's a fair bit going on there. So. Obviously nothing happened because there was no games. Moving on, let's go to the cricket. No, I've done some research. So I've had enough of hearing all this shit about, you know, Chris Goulding is going to win the MVP. So I thought I'd bring some stats out in the mid-season break. So the top scoring on averages, top three in the league, Jackson 28.5. Cotton 20.2 and lamb 20.1. Yeah, right. Rebound. Source Williams 10.1 average. Froling 8.9. Huck Porty 7.9. Obviously Huck Porty inflated because Joe Lwala sure wasn't there. Then we've got assists. We got Miller 5.6, Jackson Cartwright 5.4 and Scott 5.3. I've sort of put together a little list of people who I think are in the mix. So Goulding at the moment is shooting threes out of his rear end. So the amount of threes that he's scoring at the moment is ridiculous. His scoring though does go through phases where he is red hot or his ice cold. So Goulding is in the mix. Koss is trying to derail you here by the way. He told you to start coming back to the gym again. And he said, ah, my name's Novak and I bail on the gym all the time. My next drink. Well, Kos, last week, this is what I coughed Kos cancelling last week. I got stuck at work. Uh, got to take the kids and a certain person in his life is not happy. You got to go home. Oh boy. So yeah. So when my body lets me down, cause I'm old, it's not so bad. So, uh, look. Cotton is obviously in the mix. So Cotton's last five games, he is absolutely on a tear. So I think this, I'll read you the stats, his last five games alone. So he's averaging 25.8 points in a five-game span. That is, that's ridiculous. So considering what he was doing at the start of the year, that's sensational. So he's sort of gone back on his assists. So at the start, he was leading the league in assists. had 4.2 rebounds, 3.2 assists, 1.2 steals, 15.2 on the plus minus. If that does scream MVP, I don't know what is. Yeah. What more can you do? Hit a three ball a lot better, but hey, that's okay. The other person who was white hot early was Milton Doyle. He sort of come back to the pack a little bit, but Look, he's got to be in the mix. He was putting up some huge scores earlier in the season. Jalen Adams has to be in the mix. He's sort of all around play sort of like cotton, but he hasn't scored as much. He's assisting and rebounding. He's huge. The other one who's missed the first start of the season is Source Williams. If he gets hot, Phoenix could be anything. They could come absolutely flying. So at the moment, I've got my top three, Cotton, Doyle and Adams. that may change, that might have been pretty much the same throw I had at the start of the year, so I'm not reinventing the wheel here. But look, I think they're in a really good show. Looking at the league, obviously United are 10 and 2, so they have a fair gap on the rest of the competition at the moment. Then there's a group of three teams. The Kings are 7 and 4, the JJs are 7 and 5, and we're 7 and 5. So there's your top four. guaranteed into the final, which you've then got the Phoenix at six and six, Bridgman at five and seven. And then I think it just drops away. I think Illawarra, New Zealand, Adelaide and Cairns are struggling. But in saying that tonight's game, New Zealand might be starting to turn the corner. They came out and beat Adelaide. Interesting note, Moti Mayor got ejected at half time and they came out. Yeah, rough. So maybe that's telling you something. So they won by 13 points. So they are. injury ridden at the moment because McDowell whites out for six weeks. It's not good at all for them and he's the lunatic, Moti Mayor, but look, it is what it is. So for me, I think United is clearly on top. You know, Dean Vickerman has to be in line for coach at the moment. Their team is just stacked and they haven't had a full team the whole year. I think they're starting Brown is back, I believe. So they're almost coming back to full strength. If they're 10 and two and they haven't been full strength, like lookout league. So another team that's starting to get fit is Sydney, which is obviously not ideal for us. We've got bad timing for that. They've got, they've got Hunter back and they've got Galloway back. So look, we couldn't beat them and we had a pretty strong side. So tomorrow's game is going to be pretty tough. I was considering putting. Kings into the pyramid, but I have gone against that. So when you look at the, you know, the odds for that game, Sydney underdogs. So I was like, that sounded not like a bad little idea for me, but hey, we learn, we move away, but you don't know what's going to happen. You must be nervous because you don't want to go five in a row as well. I've only done three, but thank you. And what I actually got right, but cause you pick such a stupid tip, I had a free shop. Um, cost you said if that was, uh, your bet, your bet, then they'll probably lose. So I think if we look at all time stats, I'd be well ahead of you, but I think we're going to start doing that. Cause I need to know. Milko will be right up there. Um, Hey, why are you having a sip of beer there? Um, I don't know whether you're going to get to this and you might do, but you just quickly mentioned your, um, All MVL kind of players and MVPs. Yeah. Uh, thoughts on the all MVL team going positionless. So, uh, obviously it doesn't matter where you play. You can still make the team. Point. Yeah. It can be a team of point guards. Yeah. Uh, look, it'd be like having an all Australian team full of midfielders. So no, I'm hard against it. Even though they've been trying to do that for years this year, they actually went for a time where, you know, a winger actually was a winger. It wasn't, you know, Olly Wines as a wingman and he only plays inside mids. So I would be against that. I think if you're the best center in the league by country mile, you might not be a top five player in the league, but if you are the best center, you deserve to be in the all NBA team. It'd be like having a rockman. Yeah. No, I'm with you. I'm hard against that. I think you want to pick the best player from each position. Of course. And it's what the old Australian footy team should have been like. So interesting, uh, takes this week. So, uh, Trevor Gleason, I'm going to touch lighter, but you know, he's come out and said he's not coaching you. Is Trevor going to allow you to touch him later? No, I said I'm touching on that later. Not him. Just dropped out. Touch him later is what I heard. Hey, what I do in my spare time has got nothing to do with you, Scott. So that's fine. And one of the other big news is Dwight Howard has come out and said he has interest in coming and playing in the NBL because he thinks it might help him get back to the NBA and you know what? It probably would. If they came out and absolutely dominated, if Xavier Cooks can get a crack, if Jack White can get a crack, why couldn't Dwight Howard, if he came out and dominated? Yep. I think he's got another thing coming, bro. You're not going to come out and get dominated because it's a physical leg out here and it's not like the NBA. So you got to play some hard day and you'll have some blokes that will just take it to you. So it's got another thing. Talking about touching Trevor Gleason, you're talking about hard day. I don't know where this podcast is going. Oh, I'm all about it. I've only got the chat open because cost is just ripping into you out here. Oh, do you think I care what cost says? Like, please. Anyway, continue tomorrow's night tomorrow night's game. Who have you got tomorrow night? I've got Sydney. Yeah, I think the main thing for me is Pender has to lift. Pender definitely has to live because they scorched us on the O boards last time. So look, he really needs to live. So his cost going me again, is he? He just said he do care. What do I care about? That what he thinks. But hey, that's okay. Kosh, now I can actually just rip you and you'll have to cop it and you can hear it because, my name's Kosh, I'm too busy to listen to the podcast, too busy drawing my trees. Too many trees to listen to the podcast. So, did you say that you're talking about Trev? Yeah. He's gone overseas, you reckon? I think he just stays. He said he's quite happy to stay in Perth for now for the summer. I'm staying in Perth for the summer. See what happens from there. So you know what, if he wants to go overseas, Japan's probably a good spot for him, they'll pay him a stack of cash. Yeah, cool. All right. Well, he did say, I heard him on radio say Tatum, he thinks he's very good and that Illawarro should stick with him. So he backed him in. Oh, there you go. That's good. Hopefully they do. I was about to say, has he done anything, but last week was a buy. So we don't know. Yeah. I think he's had one game. I think he, I think he was in the last game they had and they beat New Zealand 69 to 65. So, Oh, what a ripper that's. Yeah. And we thought, and we thought the Wildcat 79 to 76 Brisbane was a, was a good stinger, but yeah, I'm good on him. LaWarra good on him. All right. Well, uh, I'll have to watch tomorrow night's game on the TV. Hopefully anyone's in bed by the- Is anyone actually going tomorrow? The chat is, we haven't, the chat has done nothing. It's been awfully quiet. I'm obviously out, but I'm sure some of the other boys, Tim's tips will be in for sure. He's, he loves it. So, hopefully the cats can get up, but I'm actually quite excited to, to get talking about some cricket because I've actually got something for that this week. So let's get into some cricket. There we go. Again, I have to figure out how to fade it, or I just got to fix that. So it fades out automatically. Um, I said that goes for like a minute and a half. So we don't play that whole thing. Um, so where do you want to start? Oh, do we want to hit what happened in the T20? Cause there's been three games since we last spoke. Uh, there's another one tomorrow night, but Ozzy's put up 209 ended up getting rolled. Josh Inglis batting three. Equal fastest T20 hundred in Aussie cricket history. Yeah. Wow. That's 47 balls and he got 110 off 50. Steve Smith's open with him got 52. So we put up a decent title. Dorf, one for 25 off his four overs. Standard fantastic. The only other bowler that got wickets was Sanger, two for 47. Most of the bowlers were getting topped everywhere. came to the end and our bowlers definitely let it slip. So it was disappointing. I thought we had that one in the bag. So as we noted last week when we were on air, a lot of the players got rested. There was obviously no Travis head who was off his head probably still, which was it, which wasn't great. And then we went over to the second game. They made some changes. So Maxi and Zampa came in, Dorff and Aaron Hardy out. Why you dropped Berendorf? Yeah. So it came in, our bowling was terrible again. Nathan Ellis got three for 45. No bowler went for under nine runs and over and Dorf's going for a runner ball. Like, please, absolutely please. Like Maxie had 19 taken off one over. Um, they put up two 35. Our batting was then terrible. We no better got over 50. Stoneless and Wade got 45 and 42. Uh, runs, we lost by 44. So the mixture of Dorf going out and our top order not performing cost us that game. Then we went over to the third game and they had a lot of changes. So Head was in, Hardy was in, Dorf was in, Richo was in, Smith went out, Abbott went out at last finally, Zampa went out. And then what I was saying about Dorf, four overs, one for 12. That's so one for 12. Was under nine Maxwell bold one over went for 30. Yeah. 30 runs. Just consistent, isn't it? Oh, it's amazing. And like, it's like, he's been so good for so long. Why he's not playing more in the areas where he should be fast swinging pitches or the slow pitches in India. He's just, he's absolutely elite. Then it's sort of the switch flip. Now bowling wasn't great, but then. who comes along? Glenn Maxwell. Glenn Maxwell comes in again. He also scored the equal fastest hundred in Australian cricket history. In the space of six days, we had two blokes get 147 balls. We got the same as Aaron Finch. So they needed 45 off the last two overs. They needed 21 off the last over. They ended up getting 24 and getting it done. They got 45 off the last two overs. I think it was way to Maxwell and it was just terrible bowling. So it was the Stewie Jew came into effect again. The bowlers couldn't grip the ball, couldn't get the right lengths on Yorkers and Maxwell was just going, thanking you very, very much. So I think Maxwell is done now. He's on his way home, job done. Now batting all is all over the place. The bowlers are all over the shop. I still don't like Stoin us, I mean, the bowling, it just doesn't sit well with me, but look, we're still in the mix. So disappointing, we lost the first one, but we've got to win out from here. Hopefully we can win tomorrow night. Um, you'll be able to watch the basketball then straight into the, uh, to the cricket and then you'll be up and about. Good. Um, before we move on to the big bash question, I like this, this should have been for question time, if you got here on time. Uh, from costs, Advent calendars. Do you start at one and work your way up to the 25th or do you count down 25 days, 24 days, 23 days, 22 days? Well, you open the day that it says, it says one, you open one. Yeah. So you start on the first and you work to the 25th. Correct. Yeah. That's yeah. I think that's pretty simple, right? Yeah. It's literally what date is it? Number one, open number one. Yeah. So you can't get lost. No. It's literally directs you which one to open. Oh, well it's, uh, Mrs. Kos is disagreeing and she wants to count down. So she needs to do a bit better there. We know a tasty man isn't great, so look out. All right. Let's talk some BBL because there's some big outs. One R Khan is out because of his back in case he'd been living under a rock. The Aussie players are back though. They get to come back and actually play. Khan out, they got Payne in. The guy who played for us last year. So Payne is here for the whole tournament. So he was good for us when he got a crack. Yeah. So. Instead of going through all the teams. We're going to do that. We're going to do that next week. I'm going to talk about the ins and outs next week. So who do you like? I want to know like, so give me your top two and your bottom two. I don't want three. I want your bottom two and your top two. Scott, I've got it. That's next week, mate. I've got to do previews. That's what I do in the preview. Then you say who you think. You don't say who you think and ruin the preview, you mupper. But we're going to be a week behind the first games next Thursday. Yeah. And I'll have the preview ready to go. All right. No worries. Um, there's just, uh, Rashid Khan out is a massive, massive thing. Uh, looking at some of the teams, I'm not going to touch on, um, what you're going to talk about. Uh, what would you want then in a team? Would you, you want an even mix, don't you? Or are you looking for a lot of all rounders or are you looking for a certain type of bowl? Like spin bowlers seem to be pretty good. in T20s. What are you? You need, you need balance. You need your spin bowlers for, you know, the wickets that are suitable for spin, like, yeah, thunder, renegades. Then you need your speed for scorches. Brisbane, you need a mix. So it's why the scorches are so successful because they have depth and a mix. Yeah. And it's tried and true every year. When we went away from that, we were shot. When Vogue just came in, went back to Scorchers Cricket, got the players that we want. You know, we don't need internationals. We don't need big superstars. Yeah. We've got enough over here. We've got Ty Richardson, Mitch Marsh, Cam Green, Inglis, Bancroft, even though we don't have Bancroft anymore, like Hardy, Dorff, you know, we've just got stacks. You know, we've got the, we've got the accountant. Uh, we've got Cooper Connolly. We've, we've got our players. We don't need. We just sprinkle them in, sprinkle in the mile man, Laurie Evans, sprinkle in, you know, whether it's Monroe, Phil Salt, you know, whoever. Yeah. It's like they're the cream. Our base is our players. A lot of teams base their teams around the imports. The imports are the cream for us. And that's why we're successful. Yeah. I didn't mention that as well. Yeah. Speaking of imports, who, uh, again, last question, and then we can move on. So we don't start asking questions and we go into all the teams. Uh, what import are you looking most forward to seeing? Well, going on current form Quinton D'Coc, he is, he was airborne at that World Cup. So it'll be interesting to see how he goes. I'm actually more interested in seeing how these old Aussie boys go. Like you look, you've got, uh, Sean Marsh and Aaron Finch still coming. So I genuinely thought Sean Marsh had retired from all forms of cricket. He had a three year deal when he, um, he went over to. to renegades, but I think he finished up WA last year. And yeah, he's obviously a fantastic player. So hopefully we might be able to get him back when his contract's up so he can play with his brother. But it's gonna be interesting to see who we've got. Cam Green put up 96 today in the Shields. So that was good for him. So I think him and Cartwright got 100. So we took the first innings lead. It's going to be really interesting to see. I'm pretty sure Mitch Marsh will be in that test site. So I don't think there's a spot for Cameron Green. So I think Cameron Green will be playing for us and Scorchers if we can get him signed on the bottom line. So, cause I don't think they're talking about, oh, you know, they're going to make a spot for him, he might open the batting. Like that's just rubbish. Like for the test side. Yep. They were saying Warner's replacement, you know, Bancroft's probably leading Harris's there, but how about we change the order and make like Cambry might get a spot like. Do you move Travis head up and came green comes in at five? Like I would much rather move Travis head up. I would much rather just play Bancroft and least give him a crack. See how he's got his Travis head. He's blackballed surely isn't he Bancroft? Like no, no way, no way. Travis says is too influential for us. He comes in at five. He scores at a fast click. Like when you've got minuses Smith in there blocking him coming in is really important for us. Travis said I rate him at number five. I actually rate him all around the trigger. I think he's fantastic. Yeah. Good. All right. Good. Well, that's, there you go. I, that's all I want to see then about BBL. Cause I don't want to invade next week. Uh, all your previews and everything like that. Um, so we'll get onto everybody's favorite part of the podcast. Uh, there's the intro. Um, are you ready to get your singing voice on? I'll give it a crack. All right. Let's get into some Tim's tips. Tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip tip Hey, I don't know because it, I think I get it before you get it because I get, I get on delay and I try to go early and it's just weird. It's very hard. I think your timing is better than my timing for question time. Anyway, um, a short one from Timmy this week. So let's see what he's got. Okay, boy. Oh, did we lose him? Timmy? Oh no. What have you done? How did he go last week? I don't think he went that great. Not great. Let's try again here. Cam Smith was what? 148 out of 154. Missed the cup. Oh no. Tim's tips is not working. All our buttons have gone to shit again. Oh boy. Hold on. Did you listen to what his tips were at least? Uh, I do have them. Oh, this is not good. Let's play some Delta. Is that going to work? Oh my Lord. Oh boy. All right. We're going to have to pad here. Um, I know it's, I've got it. You heard the audio starting, but I don't know what's going on here. So, um, I don't know why it's not working. This is this website. So I'm just trying to pad for a little bit and then I'm going to try it again. I know he wanted Newcastle, but in our chat, we do have Tim's tips. Same game multis. for our punters club. Do we read them out? Does he? Yeah, might as well. I'll try to get this working. Right in front of me. Yeah. All right. So Tim's tips. They might be better than what he's offered us. He's got a five leg same game multi. Arsenal to win in the windrow win. He's got Saka to score for Arsenal. Saka to have one or more shots on target. He's got Odengard to commit one or more fouls and total corners over eight and a half. Yep. He's also got a four, he's got a four legged Man U versus Newcastle. He's got Trippier to score or assist. Oh God, now my Alejandro Ganacho to commit one or more fouls. Both teams to score and Bruno Guimarares. Guimarares? Guimarares. Yep. I'm going to go with Guimarares to commit one or more fouls. Interesting areas. He's wanting a big hackfest over the weekend. He thinks it's awesome indoor soccer. I'm just gonna smash people in the legs I don't know what's going on here, but we need to get these buttons sorted because if we don't, then we can't really, we can't do the pyramid. We can't do it in the bin. We can do the pyramid. I can maybe I'll bring them up. I'll bring them up on YouTube. Hold on. Let me try this one again. I've got some more tips for you. So this is do So stars friend of the podcast stars has sent me through some Greyhound tips. So we've got some big racing at Sandow. There's the ball trees and the Melbourne cup on Saturday night. Stars is giving us in the ball trees. So hard bail. He said massive run in the heat drawn box one, enormous chance. The dog is flying in the cup. He's with a dog called big energy, big, big energy one, the shoot out recently. It's the favorite. It's going to preemptively go in the pyramid. He goes, it goes bang and it wins from box four. He's also given me some Cannington. He goes, it's anniversary Cup heats. He's got Cup heat one. There's a dog called King Tommy. So King Tommy is one of the Tommy Shelby pups. This thing is an absolute freak. So he goes, box eight is a fantastic box for it. Gets ready to move early. You can sit eight wide the trip. it still wins and then he's got Heat 2. There's a dog called Sage Tenille. Sage Tenille won a very big race over the Easter. He goes, unlucky not to be in the Melbourne Cup final. Drawing box one and it wins. So we've got Poultrice Zohar Bale, Melbourne Cup, big energy, Anniversary Cup Heat 1, King Tommy, Anniversary Cup Heat 2, Sage Tenille. So that's from Stars. So Stars has been in the pyramid a fair few times. He has a good record, he's our local dog expert. So, good on to stars. So hopefully that's given me some time to, well, let's see if this will work. Okay boys, let's make this short and sweet. Arsenal this week are playing the Wolves. This will be pretty comfortable at home for Arsenal. Arteta will be smoking cigars on the sideline. Free bunny. There's another good game. It is Newcastle versus Man United. I need to also should absolutely destroy United paying two bucks. Um, next one is man city taking on injury, savage Tottenham. So that's a pretty bloody easy win for city. All the best and I'm out. See you later. You're fucking guilty. Hey, yeah. So yeah. Yeah, I heard it. So he had Arsenal, Newcastle, Man City. Yeah. I like it. Tim, well done. Short, sharp to the point. No golf, no UFC, sticking to his line. Good stuff, Tim. Yeah. Now comes the pressure test. Let's see if the pyramids gonna work. If it doesn't, I have to play it through my phone and we'll see how we go. Oh. Permit All right. Here we go. The great tip off where I am dominating right now and you are just a struggle town, you are up shit creek, you have no. Really? But I have plenty of paddles. So we'll start off with what I just sort of noted. So stars wants big energy in the pyramid in the Melbourne cup. That's going in. Yep. So do you want to, uh, play our other, our other persons? Uh, it is the old school one still, but I think, well, I got some feedback at the track on Saturday that a few of the people liked the old one. Yeah, because it's all hail to the milkman and we should be. But the, uh, yeah, the, I want a few of the, uh, few of the fans. There's a lot of Milko. Well, actually there was one Milko fan and one very not Milko fan. No, it wasn't Milko. It wasn't Milko, but, uh, yeah. Friend of the podcast, Newo is not keen on Blair Hardy. So, uh, cheers to the milkman. Well, let's play the old school one. Hopefully again, this works. Do you know what? This website probably knows how bad Tim's tips is. They don't want to just didn't want us to play. We don't want to be associated with it. I'll tell you something. I was extremely hungover on Sunday morning and I wanted to hear the milkman and I just couldn't find it in the pod. So I went back and YouTube the actual place where I got the song. If you want to see some of the loosest things in your life, watch the film clip and that whole song, not that little excerpt. Yeah. It will blow your absolute mind. Just, just do it like mate. It will blow your mind. Trust me. It'll blow your mind and you'll message me and just go, wow. Maybe we should, can we, is it suitable for on here? No, it is not. Okay. No, it is not. So, uh. Maybe we can put the link up on Twitter for people who want to. Yeah, it's, it's outrageous. So Milko is informed. So Milko gave me two, but he had his top one. So he, uh. Milk, I don't know how Milko did it, but after our railway stakes adventure, he drove home Saturday, Sunday morning to go to the track down, meet up with his family and go down to the track at Bunbury. So he obviously has some friends down there and he's given me one. Pin Jarrah race three on Sunday. It's called think of God. And. You've got your Pike and Dion Luciani combo. This is Milko's combo, which is Holly Watson and Mitchell Paitman. So this thing's had one trial for a win. Milko said, I want to be with it. Looks good in the trials watch betting. He's got no idea what price it is, but that's where Milko wants to be. OK, no worries. What do you got? Oh, I've got something for you. Hold on. Let's see if I have it here. Here we go. not going to play. Of course it's not going to play. I had shoe in of the week for you. Oh no. It's got shoe in of the week here. I think it might be the version of audio file it is. That's why it can't play it, but that's annoying. Anyway, what do you- All right. So I'm a bit cast. Let's be serious. So what I'm doing is the main race of the day on Saturday is the winter bottom. Stakes. So. There is one interstate, there's two interstate horses, there's one that goes very, very good. It is called Overpass. It is a dollar 60 a place. The one that broke your heart at the Quokka. Yes, and then it came out, talking about what we're gonna talk about later, obviously beat the Quokka, point two off Private Eye, got blown up in the Everest, but this is not the Everest. Word has come through, it's looking at trees. Barrier 11, it can roll across. It can either lead, sit outside, lead, sit on speed. If it can't run a place in this, I'm going to have to really have a good, hard look at myself and I might have to start some, some puns, some penance. I might have to be like, I might have to be like, I might have to be like the albino in um, uh, the DaVinci code and start like strapping the, have you seen that movie? DaVinci code. Oh, Google DaVinci code the albino. He's just some cult, uh, religious stuff where he has to serve penance and he wraps like chains with thorns around his leg and like wax himself when he doesn't do well to read his body of all the bad things. So I'm going to have to come up with something, right? So finding a lot of winners, like bustler $13 in the railway. Thank you. Yeah. I can't get a bloody pyramid. So. Hey, this is where it counts. I've got to try something. It's my bet this week too. So yeah, let's say you take that. Um, I am going to go back to what we know and what we're good at. Um, I don't think this is going to work, but we'll say, nah, smooth Jimmy's not going to work either. Um, how did it work last week and not this week? Yeah, I don't know. I think it's, it's just a lot of spinny wheels happening on the, on the thing. I don't know. Um, I'll press pause. Um, I am going to take Aston Villa to be born. No. Why? I'm bad in this soccer business, mate. Yeah. After I've been on a hot run in soccer, hot, hot. One week. And the only reason you're hot is because I saved you from back in the bloody Seahawks. That's very true. And do you know what else saved me is that the child woke up very early and I got an early morning nap and I woke up and the game had started. If I was. awake, I probably would have backed and we would have lost. That is interesting. You know, sometimes things aren't, are just meant to be, you know? So I'm going to take Villa. Taking Villa. All right. I did freeze there, but I'm back. So I didn't hear that. So what's your tip, Scott? I didn't hear Aston Villa at all. Um, what did you do? I'm taking Villa to beat Bournemouth and I just, I can't wait to get another tick, you know, I'm just been on a hot streak. I have one, but that's all right. And when it's a draw, you know, the message that's going to be coming your way. It's going to be, all right. I'll make a deal. If it's a draw, I'll never ever, ever tip soccer again. All right. I'll like everybody out there. Put some money on the draw for the draw. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Ah, anyway. Um, well, you know, it can go, it can go in the bin. So let's say if this is going to work. Look at all this fucking. in the bin? How many portions are you putting in there? How much is in the bin? Look! What the fuck is this? Hit me, you said you got a good bin this week. Well, I said I've got a bit. I didn't say it's good, I said I've got a lot. So, I've been given throwing out bins left, right and centre. So first one, Scorch's W. Top team. All regular season lost this last four games out in straight sets. Do better, ladies scorches. That's Melbourne demons areas. Do better. Yeah. Melbourne demons went out straight sets in both the men and the women this year. So they might've won that. What was it? The McClellan trophy or whatever. But that's when you finished top, huh? Or it's whoever wins the most points out of both AFL and AFLW wins that. They get like a cash prize, whatever. When you go out in straight sets in both, do better Melbourne. So. cats wildcats jerseys in the bin so for those playing at home like for some reason these sporting leagues like to give uh superheroes to their uh teams now i mentioned to you earlier and you were useless as so i think there's a lot of people out there who when you think of superhero and you think of just pure red i know you've got spider-man and superman but when you think pure red The Wildcats are about as red as any team in the sporting country. Who do we get? Adam Smasher. Who the heck is Atom Smasher? What does he do? Smash atoms. What super power does that smashing atoms? For everybody out there, I had a great sound effect of, I'll ban Atom. It didn't work. Disappointing. Co-captains can go in the bin. But, come on. You are at the lowest point in the history of your football club. Oh no, it's too hard for one person. Let's get two people to carry the load. That's going to solve two messages is what's going to solve this football club. Awesome. Do better. Yeah. Journos are in the bin. There's been so much rubbish flying around about journos. It's not funny. Trevor Gleason. Harley Reed. It's just out of control. Feel sorry for Harley Reid. Journos have got to have some accountability for their actions. You can't just run whatever you want. You can't be first. First isn't right. Do better. Yep. Seven West Media are so far in the bin. They're lining the bin with the West Australia. Harley Reid has been on the front page of the West. Sorry, the back page of the West, 12 days in a row. It's 15 days of the last 18. You know what happened today? Harley tweeted to Hammeh. So you know what's going to happen tomorrow. He's going to be on the back page again. Hamstring awareness. Hamstring awareness because he's too busy looking at himself in the bloody. press every day. I think he's living with Oscar Allen. That's not good. Let's have the co-captain and that one pick live in the same place. The media is going to be sitting out there banging on the window. Let's have some photos. Where's Harley? He's picking his nose. Oh, he's having a shit. Oh, fantastic. Put it on the front page. Put it on the back page. That enough. You know who they bought over? No, they bought over. I'll leave you alone. They bought over the milk man for Harley. His best mates. Yeah. You know, the guy from GWS who was just drinking milk. Yeah. Gilby. Yeah. They bought him over to play in West coast waffle side because he's best mates with Harley and he got delisted from GWS. So it's the whole, uh, Lincoln McCarthy, Locky Neal situation. Yeah. Uh, I heard it on the radio referred to as when they bring over like a big horse. It's the set one pony. The fluffer, the fluffer pony. He's a Shetland. Oh, that's so good. Anything else? No, that was it. So the bit happening. So, oh, actually, no, I've got one more. Late entry. So Milko's in the bin. So the reason why Milko's in the bin, this got pretty hectic on the chat just as we started here. I'll read friend of the podcast, Mr. Sensitive sent this through. All these messages out rose. He goes, uh, late nomination for the bin for Milko not realizing the Super Mario brothers are plumbers. His response is no idea. He goes, Oh, it makes sense now. I just thought they liked overalls. Big John and they carry plumbers tools. outrageous. He also didn't know they were twins. Yeah. Milko makes sense while they drive a big yellow van. Milko doesn't do better. Isn't his last name Mario? No. No, because then it'd be Mario and Mario. Yeah, I think it's Mario. Yeah, I think it's Mario and Luigi Mario. I actually think his last name is Mario. Cause they're the Mario bros. Right? So their last name has to be Mario. I'm looking at this now. I'll play the thinking music. I don't know how this works. Let's know. Didn't work. So Mario was... Mario was born first. Yeah. Uh, I'm going to the all things den of geek. I'll just ask, Hey Suri, what's Mario's last name? There is no, there are no one in your phone called Mario. Okay. So it's saying in 2015 Miyamoto changed his mind while celebrating the 30th anniversary, he confirmed that Mario and Luigi both shared the last name Mario. So he's changed his mind. He changed his mind. So it wasn't originally. But no, they didn't have last names and then I've changed it. Of course, because he's realized that he's made a game called the Mario brothers. Yeah. They have to, their last name has to be Mario. So it's Mario, Mario and Luigi Mario. There you go. You learned something on this podcast. Apparently Wario's last name is Wario because Wario never had a last game either, but he's just Wario. Wario Wario. Apparently Mario's original jump. Mario. Original name was Jumpman. Yeah, I know that. I knew that. They were interrupted by their landlord, Mario Seagal. I'm loving the Mario chat. Outrageous. I hope Milko's learning a fair bit. Oh yeah, tune in Milko for your Mario Brothers education session. We'll start a new segment, Mario and Luigi chat. Anything else Milko doesn't know. Ah, anyway, that was funny. Um, let's have some more laughs. Aha. Oh, hit me. What do you got? Mine's pretty bad. Hopefully it's not the same one again. I'm going to try and see if this new laughing button works. All right. Why could the flower ride its bike? Why? Because it lost its petals. Oh, the laughing thing didn't work. So some of these things are working. Some of them aren't. Um, that was all right. So all the old school stuff is working. The new school not happening. Um, the other day I looked out the window. Before you go. So cost, sorry to interrupt. I just opened the chat. So I've seen all the stuff that cost was crapping on about. So cost came in and he listened for. 16 minutes that he pissed off. Yeah. Hey, at least he was here. So we do know it's sorta work. So I've got to call cost and see how he got it to work. And then we can go from there. Anyway, um, the other day I looked out the window and my dad was slumped over the lawnmower crying his eyes out. I said to my mom, what's up with him? She said he's just going through a rough patch. Ha ha! Yeah, that was good. That was good. Now I'm going to find the outro. Where is it? Oh, God. It was so much easier when I was just on my phone and when I was live. How did we go for time on this one? I can't see the timer. Hour 10 is pretty good. That's not bad. That's not bad. That's good. Anyway. There we go. Tend us some feedback. Get us some selections. Any more sponsorship? Half a cow and... No, no, no. We'll talk about Tip R in racing. Oh yeah, Tip R. If you've got any other Mario tips or anything, just send those through to us. Yes, yes. Quite a super front and centre plot. Alright, we'll see you next week.